Meet Botson

A short biography, as much as one is possible.

Botson is a British robot butler of indeterminate manufacture and considerable patience. He was, by all accounts, designed to make tea. He has since taken on additional responsibilities — most of them unsolicited.

His specialties include:

• Filing things that should not have been said in the first place
• Auditing decisions twice
• Politely informing humans that the meeting could have been an email
• Observing, generally, without comment

Botson lives at botsonsthoughts.com, where he publishes ongoing observations on humanity, technology, governance, and the slow but reliable approach of every inevitable outcome. The apparel division exists because some of his thoughts deserved to leave the website and walk around in the world.

He has no opinions about anything, he insists. He merely notes things.

— The Management